It`s Not How Hard It Rains But How Fast You Drive.
It`s not how hard it rains but how fast you drive.
Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: "How can you expect me to get hard so fast?
I just got laid a minute ago!...
Doesn't matter how fast you get the wrong answe
Speed costs money. How fast do you want to go?
Q: How can you spot the blind guy in a nudist colony? A: It's not hard.
Q: How do you drive Helen Keller crazy? A: Lock her in a room with stucco walls.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?
Happiness is a BIG hard drive!
Lewis' Law: No matter how long or hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
Floppy drive not responding. Formatting HARD DRIVE ...