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  1st man: Awful. (Traditional) 1st man: My dog's got no nose....
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  She said, "Son, how could you do this?" And I said "Mom, I like 'em dead....
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• The Seance For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to the seance parlor of Madame Freda.
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• Who-ho-ho!! This is no Tupperware party!