Political Party Affiliation: (Choose As Many As You Have Personalities) ____ Green Party ____ American Communist Party ____ Socialist Party ____ New Age Astral Party (channeling The Spirits Of Dead Romans) ____ Hemp Party ____ The Party-Hearty Party ____ Inner Child Abuse Hotline Party ____ New Age Goddess Party How Far Is Your Home From The Waterline

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Political Party Affiliation: (Choose as many as you have personalities)
____ Green Party
____ American Communist
Party
____ Socialist Party
____ New Age Astral Party (channeling the spirits of dead Romans)
____ Hemp Party
____ The Party-Hearty Party ____ Inner Child Abuse
Hotline Party
____ New Age Goddess Party
How far is your home from the waterline:
___ Miles
___ Yards
___ Feet
___ I like to wake up with sand in my nose and seaweed in my teeth, in
true harmony with nature as it washes up my nose
Number of surfboards owned: ____
Number of seconds you can talk without using the words "totally",
"like", "man" and "fer shure": ____ (enter, like 0, if you, like,
totally don't know)

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