It's 11pm, Do You Know Where Your Modem Is?
It's 11pm, do you know where your modem is?
You know you are getting old when: - you go upstairs to the bathroom and wonder why your in there when you arrive - the checkout girl at the supermarket says "plastic or paper" and you answer "check" - it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night - you are out with the boys for a drink and you want to get home by 11pm to watch the news - you are at party and you don't fancy sleeping over in a sleeping bag on the nice hard floor - after your third beer you really fancy a cup of tea - you dunk your biscuits in your tea Q
Name 3 famous people who where shot in the back of the head?...
Do You Know WHERE Your Software IS Today?
It's 10PM, Do you know where your software is??
It's 5:50 a.m., Do you know where your stack pointer is?
Put your modem where your mouth is!
Put your money where your modem is!
Dad, do you suppose Santa has a modem?
This is you-know who. We are you-know-where. Leave your you-know-what you-know-when.