It's 5:50 A.m., Do You Know Where Your Stack Pointer Is?
Jokes from Emails
"It's 5:50 a.m., Do you know where your stack pointer is?"
Lesser Languages The Copier Circuit Basic, Fortran, Cobol
These programming languages are well known and (more or less) well loved throughout the computer industry....
It's 11pm, do you know where your modem is?
It's 10PM, Do you know where your software is??
Do You Know WHERE Your Software IS Today?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your honor.
An elderly English couple, the wife rather deaf, were visiting New York.
They hail a cab and start out on a lengthy journey....
WE were in Geology Class (About 300 people) and on Final Exam the teacher called for the Exam Papers.
Well 5 minutes later, sure enuff, a Student Came Down with his Exam Paper and tried to turn it it....
Redneck Census Form Last name: ________________ (Check appropriate box) First name
[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue Age...
This is you-know who. We are you-know-where. Leave your you-know-what you-know-when.