Is That A Banana In Your Pocket, Or You Happy To See Me?
Is that a banana in your pocket, or you happy to see me?
Actually, there IS a banana in my pocket...
New Tourist Slogans For New York 10. We'll pick your pocket and steal your heart.
9. If our strippers don't smile, the next lap dance is free....
If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing.
10. My Years with the White Sox 9. Pizza to Go - from Alpha Centauri 8.
Leif Erikson: Lousy in the Sack 7. I Go Completely Nuts and Start Writing Books 6....
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That dress would look awfully nice on the floor next to my bed....
A conductor, while taking tickets on the train, noticed a lady with a small and extremely ugly baby on her lap.
Lady," the conductor said, "that is by far the ugliest baby I have ever seen....
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a banana?
Aphorisms: ***** Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either....
Never carry ice cream in your pocket.