If You're Not A Hemmoroid Get Off My Ass!
If you're not a hemmoroid get off my ass!
Jealous wife on the phone: You tell my cheating husband to get his ass across the street right now.
Neighbour: He just did!...
What do you get when you screw a leper? A piece of ass.
Do you care? ... A young boy runs into a general store and shouts, "Gimme a piss-pot!
The owner shouts back, "Hey, you can't just come in here and say that!...
A 5-year-old Lebanese girl, Re Mi Bendaly, is gaining fame singing anti-war ballads.
It's what you get when you ask, "Want to make some dough, Re Mi?...
A friend of mine told me this one. Two men were at a poker game that had run late
3:00 AM to be exact Man1: You know what I hate about these games?...
Two men were at a poker game that had run late; 3:00 AM to be exact Man1
You know what I hate about these games? When I go home....
Wesley! Yes Sir? Get OFF my bridge!
kjhf7u2sfgywh... HEY, get the cat off my computer!