If you can't say something nice, say something surrealistic.
Related:
- If you can't say something nice
sit by me... - Hi. Now you say
something... - I'm sorry
Did you say something... - Don't just lurk there
say something... - Say something soft & sweet
Marshmallow... - Don't just stand there
say something... - Writer's Rule #1
Have something to say... - Q: What did one eye say to the other ?
A: Just between you and me
there's something that smells...
