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• I am firm. You're stubborn. He's pigheaded.
• I'm firm. You're stubborn. He's pigheaded.
• An elderly English couple, the wife rather deaf, were visiting New York.
  They hail a cab and start out on a lengthy journey....
• Knock firm but softly. I like soft firm knockers!
• The Cynic A man was walking across the road when he met the accident.
  The impact was on his head which caused him to be comatosed for two days before he finally regained consciousness....
• A young woman got married at Chester, Her mother she kissed and she blessed her.
  Says she, "You`re in luck, He's a stunning good fuck, For I`ve had him myself down in Leicester....
• M R ducks M R not M R too C M wangs L I B M R ducks!
• ALIEN ZOMBIE & THE CONGO LIZARDS You’re in luck. As my luck would have it, I made my bones in a musical family.
  Grandpop slapped ivories at the Congo, and Daddy-O moonlit his rocket ‘88 in the lizard lounges....