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• Where's The Mail? A blonde goes out of her house and checks her mailbox.
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• Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name, number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you back as soon as I can.
  Please note that I answer all prayers, but sometimes the answer is NO....
• it is alive The old lady who lived next door to my grandmother was a known lush around town and liked to call the police if my granny's dog was loose.
  One rainy day granny and I were sitting on the porch watching the rain and waiting for the dog to finish his "business"....
• I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am.
  .....
• Can I call you Ms. Dos?
• Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
  Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back....
• Hi this is <name>. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
  Leave a message and then wait by the phone until I call you back....
• Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.
  Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you....