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• Do it today...tomorrow it will be illegal!
• If tomorrow ever comes...I wanna be there.
• Don't do it today, if you can do it tomorrow!
• PROCRASTINATOR'S CREED 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
  2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses....
• A new book claims Pope John Paul I was murdered. Critics denouncing the conclusion would do well to refrain from calling it papal bull.
• I'm not at home today, and I might not be home tomorrow.
  So please leave a message after the tone. I didn't take a shower today, and I might not take one tomorrow....
• I think I will plan being spontaneous tomorrow
• My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch