Related:

• 98% of all dead owls don't give a hoot!
• 98% of all constipated people don't give a crap.
• The tower was having some difficulty working a student pilot in the pattern and it finally came down to thi
  TOWER - 95 Delta, do you read the tower? 95D - 675, sir TOWER - 95 Delta, Say Again 95D - I think it is 675....
• I march to the beat of a different kettle of fish!
• 98% of all statistics are useless.
• Grandma Was Slow, But SHE was 98!!!
• I just got pulled over by the L.A.P.D. and boy am I beat.
• Reasons The Mets Will Do Better In 1998 10. This year, the league is going to let us hit the ball off a tee (Second baseman Jeff Kent) 9.
  We're eliminating that pre-game Happy Hour (Shortstop Jose Vizcaino) 8....
• 1. My kids are locked outside. 2. My kids are locked inside.
  3. My kids are stuck in the door. 4. I have to help my grandmother bake cookies....