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• 98% of all statistics are useless.
• Q: Did you hear about the girl with tits on her back?
  A: She wasn't much to look at but she was great to slow dance with....
• Grandma, what big teeth you have! >^^^^^&l
• Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Walking home from our house Christmas Eve, You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
  She'd been drinking too much eggnog, And we begged her not to go, But she forgot her medication, So she staggered out the door and through the snow....
• 98% percent of the public do not know what the hell it is...
• 98% of all dead owls don't give a hoot!
• 98% of all constipated people don't give a crap.
• I give it 95 for the beat and 98 for the lyrics...
• A young boy asks his Grandmother how old she is, to which she replies "That's none of your business.
  So he asks her how much she weighs and again she replies "thats none of your business....