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• Drinking problem? I drink, get drunk, fall down. No prob.
• On their wedding night, Bob and Alice were in the honeymoon suite getting undressed for the big occiasion.
  Bob turned to Alice and said, "I have to be honest with you sweetheart, I have never done this before" Alice replied "Don't worry Bob...
• Sir, I soon saw Bob was no Osiris.
• I wonder if BOB GUCCIONE has these problems..?
• There was this couple and the man was asked where was the wierdest place they ever made "whoopie".
  And with confidence, the woman responds: "Got to be in the butt, Bob....
• Sue and Bob, a pair of tightwads, lived in the midwest, and had been married years.
  Bob had always wanted to go flying. The desire deepened each time a barnstormer flew into town to offer rides....
• At The Superbowl Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company.
  Unfortunately, when Bob arrived at the stadium he realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium -- he is closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field....
• Two travelling salesmen, Jack and Bob, were driving through along a desolate stretch of Kansas highway when their car broke down.
  It was getting late, and the only building for miles around was a weather-battered old gas station a mile up the road....
• Caught In A Storm... Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.
  They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard....