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• Well, that's a lie...I DO bite...
• I used to trust the media to tell me the truth.
• I'll tell you the truth whether I know it or not.
• I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
• Do I always shrug my shoulders? I have no idea...
• George Washington and The Cherry Tree... George? Yes, father?
  George, I have a very serious question to ask you and I want you to promise you'll answer truthfully....
• I lie to polltakers.
• Because I'm A Man... ** Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in.
  ** Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at....