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• I always have parts left over when working on my car!
• It's my idea 'cause I stole it first!
• If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulder of giants.
  -- Isaac Newton If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders....
• Sir, I admit your general rule, That every poet is a fool.
  But you yourself may serve to show it, Every fool is not a poet....
• At my back I always hear....
• Construction I was working in a scrap yard in Southern England during summer vacation at an engineering university.
  I used to work repairing construction equipment. One afternoon, I was taking apart a piling hammer that had some very large bolts holding it together....
• His eyes bulged and he got headaches. The doctor says, "Look, I don't know what you've got, but it could be serious, so why don't you go to this specialist I know.
  So the man went to the specialist and told him, "Hey, my eyes bulge and I get these headaches....
• I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm doing it well.