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  Because there were no apparent medical problems, the doctor gave the patient a thorough exam...
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  The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste At the holiday parties had gone to my waist....
• RESUME BLOOPERS RESUME BLOOPERS: "Personal: I'm married with 9 children.
  I don't require prescription drugs." "I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don't let them know of my immediate availability....
• Ooooo it makes me wonder!
• Reality is not for me and it makes me laugh.
• Things Noted On REAL Resumes REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB
  - Responsibility makes me nervous. - They insisted that all employees get to work by 8...
• Your so out to lunch you make me hungry.
• Laws of the House of God I GOMERS(*) DON'T DIE.
  II GOMERS GO TO GROUND. III AT A CARDIAC ARREST, THE FIRST PROCEDURE IS TO TAKE YOUR OWN PULSE....
• I'm on the rotation diet. I eat every time I turn around.