Reality Is Not For Me And It Makes Me Laugh.
Reality is not for me and it makes me laugh.
Ooooo it makes me wonder!
Health food makes me sick.
I can't diet for medical reasons, it makes me HUNGRY!
Realtor: first you folks tell me what you can afford, then we'll have a good laugh and go on from there.
It's been so long since I had any, the crack of dawn makes me horny.
Q:" How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Two - One to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me!...
Q: How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me....
ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME
I'm writing the definitive work on pain. I would like you to tell me how this machine makes you feel.
Remember, be honest. This is for posterity....