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• Health food makes me sick.
• I can't diet for medical reasons, it makes me HUNGRY!
• Realtor: first you folks tell me what you can afford, then we'll have a good laugh and go on from there.
• It's been so long since I had any, the crack of dawn makes me horny.
• Q:" How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me!...
• Q: How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me....
• ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME
• I'm writing the definitive work on pain. I would like you to tell me how this machine makes you feel.
  Remember, be honest. This is for posterity....