I'm On The Rotation Diet. I Eat Every Time I Turn Around.
I'm on the rotation diet. I eat every time I turn around.
Signs That You've Already Grown Up ** Your potted plants stay alive.
** Fooling around in a twin sized bed is absurd. ** You keep more food than beer in the fridge....
M R ducks M R not M R too C M wangs L I B M R ducks!
The Picture Diet One time when I was home visiting my folks, my mom asked me to set the table for dinner.
I opened the refrigerator and taped to the inside of the door was a risqué picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built, but scantily-clad young woman....
Signs That You've Been Out Of College Too Long: ** Your potted plants stay alive.
** Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. ** You keep more food than beer in the fridge....
I-M-4-U, S-I-M, S-I-M, G-I-1-2-B-4-U-4-F-R, N-F-R
I love to turn.....you......on.......!
IBM - (I)nferior (B)ut (M)arketable.
I like being single.I'm always there when I need me.
I can't diet for medical reasons, it makes me HUNGRY!