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• It has no punch lines.
• COULD I USE UPPER CASE ON THE TAG LINES...?
• I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
• Way back when, like before electric lights were invented, I worked in an engineering department where the general-use computer was an IBM 1130.
  This was a standalone computer of roughly PDP-11/34 power with a disk, console typewriter, slow line printer....
• I remember now / I remember how it started.
• See... I CAN do it in ten lines!
• Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation.
• Just remember, CAPTAIN Riker's never lost.
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....