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• You smell wet. Let's Party.
• While out Looking For A Place To Hunt: (supposedly true) A carload of hunters, looking for a place to hunt, pulled into a farmers yard.
  The driver went up to the farmhouse to ask permission to hunt....
• You cannot dry dishes with a wet towel
• Ever notice you can't be in the political mainstream without being all wet?
• I seen you do the dog, I seen you gettin down.
• I seen you do the dog, I seen you getting dow
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  An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and a pessimist can only find the negative in the positive....
• There was a man who had been stranded on a desert island for the last twenty years, when all of a sudden a beatiful girl steps up from the see, wearing a wet suit.
  She: "Would you like a cigarette?" He: "Sure" (he takes one from the wet-suit, light it, and smokes it) She...