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• How To Shower - Like a Woman: 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
  2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom....
• Don't panic...you have your towel, right?
• What goes in dry, pink and hard, and comes out wet, pink and soft? Chewing gum.
• You smell wet. Let's Party.
• Ready for bed Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, I'm tired, and it's getting late.
  I think I'll go to bed." She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches, rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee pot for brewing the next morning....
• You Cannot Escape! Resistance Is Futile!
• If you cannot convince them...confuse them!!!
• The problem with depending on government is that you cannot depend on it.