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• I am the girl next door's imaginary boyfriend...
• A lad of 12 was a dedicated stamp collector; until the kid next door bought an album also.
  He buys every stamp I do," the kid complained to his father, "and had taken all the fun of it away....
• The number you've dialed is purely imaginary, multiply by i and dial again!
• NUMBER OF THE BEAST EVERYONE knows about 666... but I bet you didn't know these other #'s of the BEAST!
  660 Approximate number of the Beast DCLXVI Roman numeral of the Beast 666....
• First Operation Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room.
  The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?...
• The school bus approached the curb and slowed but, upon noticing a gibbering kid stumbling around, gooking all over the place, the driver stepped on the pedal and left the kid in a cloud of dust.
  Next day, the bus approached the same curb, but upon noticing the gibbering, drooling kid with his arms flopping around, the bus smoked by the kid again....
• Imaginary numbers: Umpteen and zillion.
• I went to ur house justnow - can't enter cos door says *CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED* - pls take sign down next time ok!
• Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.