I Killed An Ant, Now All My Relatives Are Afraid Of Me.
I killed an ant, now all my relatives are afraid of me.
This elephant was walking through the jungle one day when she got a thorn in her foot.
The further she walked, the more sore it got. After a while she started to limp....
dogs --- I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay.
It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!...
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This really works and is almost legal! Hello, my name is Dave Rhodes....
I can't use Windows. My cat killed my mouse.
Relatives who have survived me. -Bob Dole
Okay, this is something me and my best friend did to our Comp.
Sci. teacher senior year of high school. We started this joke by getting into heated arguments for a week before the actual event and of course everything was building up a big head of steam....
childhood --- I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice.
It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window....
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24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure....