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  There's shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the toilet....
• cars and driving --- For a while I didn't have a car.
  .. I had a helicopter... no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running....
• Rodney Dangerfield: I went to my doctor and told him, "Hey, Doc!
  I just took an entire bottle of sleeping pills....
• An elderly English couple, the wife rather deaf, were visiting New York.
  They hail a cab and start out on a lengthy journey....
• If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan.
• I had one just like it ... only different.
• Just wish I had a tag line.
• How does Teflon stick to the pan?
• How does Teflon stick to pans?