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• I owe..I owe..It's off to work I go..Da..Da..Da Da
• Another day and still I owe the Govt.
• What is 69 squared? Dinner for 4. What is 68? You do me and I owe you one.
• Hi, this is ______________...I'm not here anymore because I've committed suicide--so if it's about any money I owe you, I'll see you in Hell!
• I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
  I'm a Psychic Amnesiac. I know in advance what I'll forget. Sue Murphy...
• Buttons we would like to wear: Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
  Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen. Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?...
• An <ethnic> couple decided to stay at a very exclusive, WASP only hotel for a night.
  The manager immediately recognized them for what they are but could not throw them out, instead he decided to be clever....
• Iow-a, Iow-a, it's off to space I go-a....
• Contributed by Steve Kufer, who attended the event.
  Here are highlights from Comedy Celebration Day on July 31, 1988 in San Francisco....