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• Hi! I am a creature from outer space. I have transformed myself into your computer keyboard.
  Right now I am having sex with your fingers. I know you like it because you are smiling....
• I like to leave messages *before* the beep.
• DEC 20 practical jokes were rampant at an undergraduate computer center I once frequented.
  One practical joker, call him Jack (yes, the same Jack mentioned in an earlier message on this list), wrote a program that was really rather nasty....
• All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here.
• Keyboard: device used to enter errors into the computer.
• KEYBOARD:Instrument used to enter ERRORS into a Computer.
• Overheard in a student computer lab: Client (raising hand and waving frantically)
  The computer says 'Enter your name and press RETURN....