Hmmm, Maybe I Should Have Read This One!
Hmmm, Maybe I should have read this one!
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft... Patro
Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support....
Hmmm, the Force is strong in this one
Why should I read? Its only words.
Sometimes you just have to wonder... I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the Internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy....
Hmmm... Have you heard the one about the Agnostic, Dyslexic, Insomniac?
They lay awake every night wondering if there really is a dog....
One day, three nuns were talking while enjoying their cups of tea, when one of the nuns leaned towards the other two and whispered, "I'm in such a dilemma, sisters, and I don't know what to do.
Maybe you can help me. When I was cleaning the Father's room, I found a box of condoms in his dresser drawer, and now I don't know whether or not to tell Bishop....
Finally get an answering machine. Now how does this thing work?
Hmmm. Press record button, I did that, and the light should be on....
Running Bear finally woke up one morning to discover that he was a man.
As such, he deduced, he would require a woman. So he trekked on over to the Medicine Man's teepee to requisition a woman....