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  A: Because it said 'concentrate'....
• Q: What do you get when you mix vodka and Milk of Magnesia? A: A Phillips Screwdriver!
• Some clever thoughts... "I am " is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
  Could it be that "I do " is the longest sentence? If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver?...
• In an effort to boost orange juice sales in predominantly continental breakfast eating England, a campaign was devised to extol the drink's eye-opening, pick-me-up qualities.
  Hence the slogan, "Orange juice. It gets your pecker up....
• Q: Why was the guy fired from the orange juice factory? A: He couldn't concentrate.
• An Israeli was sitting between two Arabs on a long airplane flight.
  He had just removed his shoes and gotten comfortable when one of the Arabs nudged him and said,"Hey, Jew, go get us some orange juice....
• Do not panic! It's only a Sonic Attack!
• Tourist class in an airplane. Two arabs in the window and centre seats, a Jew is on the aisle.
  The arabs ask the jew if he'll get them some orange juice so they won't have to crawl over him....
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