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He who hesitates is lunch ! -- OOP
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He who hesitates is constipated.
He who hesitates is last.
He who hesitates goes after me.
And remember, the early bird who hesitates ... gets wormed!
Then there was that famous composer Bach, who, whenever he worked away from home, developed a hearty appetite.
So every time he went on a trip he packed a huge lunch...
Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!
Hey! Who took the cork out of my lunch?
Bowman hesitates. You're not IBM compatible.
What do you call a CAT who looks like yesterdays lunch? BARFIELD..
