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• Negative slack tends to increase.
• Q: How does a blind parachutist know when he is about to land? A: The lead goes slack!
• How do blind skydivers know when to pull their ripcord? When their dogs' leash goes slack.
• How do you know when an Iraqi is well-hung? - When the slack comes out of the rope, and his heels are 2" above the ground.
• The world would be less contentious if we gave others the same slack in all matters that we give ourselves in getting through yellow lights.
• Another Cow joke I attribute to my 'Ol chemestry prof was the placement of a cow onto the roof.
  I would presume a fairly storng roof, but once up there it would be hard to hide the fact to the cow that any direction would be down....
• If AOL were a City -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- - You'd live in a place where no two people had the same name
  and all were h0t 17/f cheerleaders with a fetish for pierced gay Dobermans in spandex....