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• Are you sure the "Insert" key doesn't mea
• <Insert a favorite Slick Quote Here...>
• She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
  He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
• Bring a water pistol with you. (nuff Said)
• Bring the compass? I thought you said "cookies"!
• Whatever you bring to a campsite, Take it away.
• A computer?! Where?! Oh... you mean this?...
• I C what you mean.