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• NEW BRUNSWICK, N.J. (UPI) -- President Clinton said Monday life is more dangerous in America than in war-torn Somalia for many people because of a glut of firearms and endorsed passage of a bill requring a five-day waiting period before a handgun may be purchased.
  Bumper sticker on Arkansan car: If you can read this You're not from here The Secret Service has been worried by Bill Clinton's practice of taking early morning jogs....
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