24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case. Hmmmm.....
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- 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case,
Hmmm....... - 24/7
Whatcha call a woman that knows where her husband is 24 hours
a day,
seven days a week? A widow... - If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year,
why are there locks on the doors... - Get rid of aunts:
Zap does the job in 24 hours... - SIGNS THAT YOU ARE TOO DRUNK:
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling... - One Liners Worth Remembering
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Eagles may soar,
but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines Early... - Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours. Toaster:
A gift that every member of the family appreciates... - More One Liners
* If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
* For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened...
From the same category:
- Whoever dies with the most toys...
is still dead... - C Code, C Code run, Run Code Run !
*Please* Run Code ... - The world is a cynic's
playground... - Only the Shadow
knows... - I see your .44 and raise you a
GAU-8A...
