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• Me hav'em heap trouble. - Tonto the programme
• Once upon a time there was a cruise ship sailing. On board, a magician was giving a show to some passengers.
  The magician ALWAYS had a parrot on his shoulder....
• The Burglar... Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty.
  He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say...
• Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at all and he's lonesome so he goes to a pet store thinking a pet might help.
  The store he happened to walk into specialized in parrots....
• So there's this magician working on a small cruise ship.
  He's been doing his routines every night for a year or two now....
• Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
• Jesus is watching... A burglar broke into a house one night.
  He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying "Jesus is watching you....
• Give Me a Cookie!
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