... Nobody notices when things go right.
- Nobody notices when things go right.
To make things easier for all of us, please notice this Important Notice
You may have noticed the increased number of notices for you to notice....
- Things to Remember:
Love is grand; divorce is at least a hundred grand.
Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician....
- The man smiles when things go wrong has someone to blame it on.
- Interesting Golf Quotes:
** One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a
- Don Carter, pro bowler ** Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at it....
- Things That Make You Go Hmmm...
** It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed
it on the cost of living.
** Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off....
- Footless Parrot
A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at
all and he's lonesome so he goes to a pet store thinking a pet might help.
The store he happened to walk into specialized in parrots....
- Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table
"Damn, there go the lights again......