Related:

• Do not use while train is in state of Florida
• Possible New State Slogans for Florida: FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive.
  FLORIDA: We count more than you do. FLORIDA: If you don't like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states....
• It has come through that florida has an Education problem.
  "Oh?" "They've got 1 teacher spread over the whole state....
• The following are actual stories told by travel agents (and you wonder why US citizens generally score less than the rest of the world on geography).
  .. I had someone who wanted to stay at the Bob Newhart Inn in Connecticut....
• Florida Kicked Out of the U.S. WASHINGTON D.C. - Following an emergency meeting Tuesday morning, Congress unanimously voted to excise Florida from the United States of America.
  The move was a reaction to the confusion and irregularities in the state's voting numbers that have totally disrupted the 2000 Presidential election....
• The following are actual stories told by travellers from Mendocino County, CA to travel agents in the UK.
  (And you wonder why US citizens generally score less than the rest of the world on geography....
• New PGA rules... The PGA has implemented an immediate rule change for all sanctioned tournament events within Southern regions of the state of Florida.
  Section XV.3.A.2.2 - Notification of errant shots All errant shots are hereby made known to other golfers by calling out the word "GORE" while the ball is still in flight, thus replacing the former call of "FORE"....
• Sports Quotes 1992 Pat Williams, Orlando Magic general manager, on his team's 7-27 record
  We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play....
• Athletes tripping on their tongues Who says athletes aren't as intelligent as rocket scientists?
  1992 Pat Williams, Orlando Magic general manager, on his team's 7-27 record...