Possible New State Slogans For Florida: FLORIDA: If You Think We Can't Vote, Wait Till You See Us Drive.

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Possible New State Slogans for Florida:
FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive.
FLORIDA: We count more than you do.
FLORIDA: If you don't like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of
the other 56 states.
FLORIDA: We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed.
FLORIDA: Relax, Retire, ReVote.
FLORIDA: What comes after 17,311?
FLORIDA: Where your vote counts and counts and counts.
FLORIDA: This is what you get for taking Elian away from us!
FLORIDA: We're number one! Wait! Recount!

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