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• 1 minute of shut mouth is worth 1 hour of explanation.
• There once was a bird who hated saying 'goodbye' so much, he waited until the last minute to fly south for the winter.
  When he finally did leave, it was so cold that his wings iced up and he fell to the ground on a nearby farm....
• Eyes open, mouth shut, safety off.
• where to hit A factory has a major problem that closed their manufacturing line.
  A consultant is brought in. The Consultant wanders around the factory floor, listening, poking....
• When it's up to your ears, keep your mouth shut!
• 1 + 1 = 3; for large values of 1
• Have you heard the three biggest lies? 1. I'll respect you in the morning.
  2. The cheque is in the mail. 3. I will not come in your mouth....
• Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter.
  However, soon after the weather turned cold, the sparrow changed his mind and reluctantly started to fly south....
• Ok folks. 1. Everybody stand up. 2. Now, bend over and grab your knees.
  3. Good, next spell RUN very slowly. 4. ...Another sucker born every minute....