Q:" How many members of the P.L.O. does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" 45 - One to drive the car, four to shoot the president of Sylvania's
bodyguards, three to kidnap the president of Sylvania, five to think up
the ransom demands, ten to paste up the ransom note, eight to cut little
eye-holes in the cloth sacks, one to drive a truck with 2000 kilos of
dynamite into the American embassy, one to claim responsibility for the
bombing, and twelve to commandeer a building with working lights....
How many members of the PLO does it take to screw in a light bulb?
45. One to drive the car, four to shoot the bodyguards of the
president of Sylvania, three to kidnap the president of Sylvania, five
to think up the ransom demands, ten to paste up the ransom note, eight
to cut little eye-holes in the cloth sacks, one to drive a truck with
2000 kilos of dynamite into the American embassy, one to claim
responsibility for the bombing, and twelve to commandeer a building
with working lights....
