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• Want to confuse people? Quote from the wrong message!
• Currently I answer my phone, "Kimona Ackapiecesay!" >From the AT&T commercial where the guy calls Fiji?
  I have no clue as to what it means, but it never fails to confuse people....
• This is a boring answering machine message. Leave a message anyway.
  (Useful to keep people from calling at odd hours to hear your latest exciting message.)...
• Quote: "Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?
• A message from the depths of Hell!
• At The Office... Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done".
  Quote from the Boss... "I didn't say it was your fault....
• Don't confuse me with facts!!
• To help telecom-sters clarify just how humorous their postings are intended to be, here is a collection of the many faces of humor, emoticon-style.
  emoticon: n. a figure created with the symbols on a keyboard that is read with the head tilted to the left....