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• Things are more like they are now than ever were before
• The Northrop Corporation has taken legal action to prevent a Texas company from marketing a new product Northrop says might be confused with its B-2 Stealth bomber.
  The product: Stealth Condoms. The slogan? They'll never see you coming....
• The national average price of a new single-family home now is more than $
  100,000. Maybe folks saving for a downpayment should be more concerned about the UPpayment....
• So Gorbachev (sp?) decided that now that he was on top, it was time to impress his ancient mother.
  He sent his private helicopter out to the small town where she lived to pick her up....
• Draft Dodger Rag by Phil Ochs [annotated for Danforth Quayle] Oh I am just a typical American boy [with a filthy rich grandpa] > from a typical American town [where my daddy runs the newspaper] I believe in God and Senator Dodd and keeping old Castro down.
  [not to mention Daniel Ortega] And when it came my time to serve I knew better dead than red, [or is it better red than dead?...
• Remember: Spell Check your jokes, and include a one line signature at most.
  From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From...
•  There is more to reality than meets the eye 
• I'm more humble than you are!