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• Sorry Republicans, this one's no joke Dear Friends and relitives, This was sent to by the actor Peter Coyote.
  Its a letter from the film maker Michael Moore and I think it's a great effort....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• Aren't Kids Great? The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers.
  He dialed the employees home phone number and was greeted with a child"s whispered, "Hello?...
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• President-Elect Clinton promises to make the administration more representative of the population.
  Well, I think he should consider making Millie the Dog Secretary of State....