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• Do not believe anything I haven't said
• If you want anything said, ask a man.....
• A man walked into a bar and ordered two drinks. He downed the first one and carefully poured the other into his hand.
  The bartender looked at him strangely and asked if he wanted another round....
• Avoid polysyllabification!
• Listen carefully, I'm lying!
• Plagiarism prohibited -- Derive carefully.
• Remember to never split an infinitive. The passive voice should never be used.
  Do not put statements in the negative form. Verbs have to agree with their subjects....
• William Safire's Rules for Writers: Remember to never split an infinitive.
  The passive voice should never be used. Do not put statements in the negative form....