But MOM, it 'really' WAS a virus!
- Honest teacher. A virus REALLY did eat my homework!
- A Virus?.. Never!
- What Computer Virus Do You Have?
Beware of the following computer Viruses.
.. Federal Bureaucrat Virus - Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which do practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of the computer....
- Windows isn't a virus; a virus at least does something.
- A virus is a Daemon with an attitude problem!
- Is virus a 'micro' organism?
- It's not a virus - it's been Window
- Warning: Media Virus detected.
- Jeff invited his mom over for dinner. They were in the dining room
eating quietly for awhile when Jeff's mom looked up and said, "You know,
Jeff, I don't really like your friends.
Jeff replied, "That's O.K., mom, just eat your vegetables....