But You Can Sure Get Nothing For Something!
But you can sure get nothing for something!
If nothing can go wrong, something will !
Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing.
Hartley's First Law: You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back, you've got something.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?
A: I don't know, but it can sure pick lettuce...
In our residence the lounge door can be locked (or unlocked) by any room key from the floor.
You can also remove the handles from a door (ie the lock comes too) and switch the handles....
A Cowboy's Guide to Life: ** Don't squat with your spurs on.
** Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none....
100 reasons why it's great to be a girl 1. free dinners 2.
free lunches 3. free brunches 4. free movies (you get the point) 5....
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are horny and will screw you next.
What is the difference between Bike and a women?...