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• Bicycles have the right of way.
• There was this frog on a lily pad, in the middle of a pond, surrounded by alligators.
  He didn't want to be eaten but he couldn't think of a way to get to edge of the pond without being gobbled up....
• Incoming fire has the right of way.
• Army Tactics... During an Army war game a commanding officer's jeep got stuck in the mud.
  The C.O. saw some men lounging around nearby and asked them to help him get unstuck....
• A woman walked into a savings & loan and said to the loan officer, "I'd like to talk to you about a loan.
  Great!" the ecstatic loan officer replied, "How much can you give us?...
• A gorilla escapes from the zoo and after 3 weeks, the zoo keepers give up looking for him.
  Some time later, a man calls the zoo complaining of a gorilla in a tree in his back yard....
• If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.