But My Little Voice TOLD Me To Do It!
But my little voice TOLD me to do it!
Straight Out Of The Eighties... This will only make sense to those of us who had the dubious distinction of being children of the eighties, or listened to music on a regular basis.
If you were "there", then you will understand.... I was working part time in a five and dime....
Flick Lives! (my wife told me to use this...)
There once was a Jewish mother, whose son came home one day and announced to his mother that he was marrying a Christian and would become a Christian and no longer be a Jew.
His Mom was horrified and went to see her friend....
The IRS can always find more... The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $
1,000.00 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron....
The Seven Dwarfs were having an audience with the pope when Dopey raised his hand and said, "Excuse me?
Your Holiness?" The pope said, "Yes, my son? What can I do for you?...
Little Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not. Little Johnny: Good, because I didn't do my homework....
A little girl went to the Judge and asked to be taken away from her parents .
.. Judge: "Little girl, don't you want to live with your Mommy?...
Dad's Words of Wisdom Don't ask me, ask your mother.
Were you raised in a barn? Close the door. You didn't beat me....
Ten Rules for dating my daughter. Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me....