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• Straight Out Of The Eighties... This will only make sense to those of us who had the dubious distinction of being children of the eighties, or listened to music on a regular basis.
  If you were "there", then you will understand.... I was working part time in a five and dime....
• Flick Lives! (my wife told me to use this...)
• There once was a Jewish mother, whose son came home one day and announced to his mother that he was marrying a Christian and would become a Christian and no longer be a Jew.
  His Mom was horrified and went to see her friend....
• The IRS can always find more... The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $
  1,000.00 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron....
• The Seven Dwarfs were having an audience with the pope when Dopey raised his hand and said, "Excuse me?
  Your Holiness?" The pope said, "Yes, my son? What can I do for you?...
• Little Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
  Teacher: Of course not. Little Johnny: Good, because I didn't do my homework....
• A little girl went to the Judge and asked to be taken away from her parents .
  .. Judge: "Little girl, don't you want to live with your Mommy?...
• Dad's Words of Wisdom Don't ask me, ask your mother.
  Were you raised in a barn? Close the door. You didn't beat me....
• Ten Rules for dating my daughter. Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
  Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me....