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• Data's Top Ten Attempts at Humor 10.. "Say...is that your computer's interface terminal, or did its bilinear isolinear matrix subprocessor default to its primary setting?
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• How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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• Expressions of exasperation are not arguments.
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