Related:

• I'm going to disconnect your brain.
• A bubble in the space-time continuum has connected your line to a channeler in the 23rd century.
  Any message you leave will be broadcast into the future....
• A bubble in the space-time continuum has connected your line to a channeler in the 23rd Century.
  Any message you leave will be broadcast into the future.......
• Are computers males or females? You decide. TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE
  5. They're heavily dependent on external tools and equipment....
• A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner.
  He sees a sign remarking on the quality of proffesional brain offerred at this particular brain store....
• THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car together in the Midwe
  when suddenly a tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away....
• Canadian/Newfie Jokes This Newfie is going icefishing.
  He starts to drill a hole with his auger when a loud booming voice says "THERE'S NO FISH DOWN THERE!...